Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Have you ever wondered why...

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…supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front

…people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke

…banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters

…we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage

…they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

…the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

…women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed

…you don't ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'

…'abbreviated' such a long word

…it is that doctors call what they do 'practice'

…lemon juice is made with artificial flavour and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons

…the man who invests all your money is called a broker

…the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour

…there isn’t mouse-flavoured cat food

…Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes

…they sterilize the needle for lethal injections

…the whole plane isn’t made from the same the stuff used to make the indestructible black boxes

…sheep don’t shrink when it rains

…they are called apartments when they are all stuck together

…why they call the airport the terminal if flying is so safe

1 comment:

Dollyknickers by CWDesigns225 said...

These a some great ponderings I have often wondered about. Hmmmmmm....