"And for my next trick I will place myself into a deep sleep ~ and at the very same time, I will balance puppy on my nose. Am I clever or what!"
"At last Mum has lit the wood-burner ~ now I can toast my little doggy botty. Well, until she makes me move, anyway ~ she seems to think that it's too hot for me!"
Oh, by the way, I found a use for those nightdress straps ~ hair ties ;-)