I know you are there and I would prefer it if you didn't come any closer to my bottom, thank you very much!
If only I wasn't such a well-behaved doggie, I could be having a chicken snack right now *sigh*
I will try to pretend you are not there...even though I can still hear you!
Don't you ever stop?? You are making me feel very tired with all your activity ~ please go away!